Pick Up The Phone

HELL-O :)

Ok so random parenthesis again, I was eating dinner when the phone started ringing:

Me: Hello
Stranger: …
Me: Hello?
Stranger: Hi!
Me: Hi! (Oh great another telemarketer)
Stranger: Can I speak to Claude?

So the guy had an awful Lebanese accent and it sounded more like:

Me: Hello
Stranger: …
Me: Hello?
Stranger: High!
Me: High?! (Oh great another telemarketer)
Stranger: Can I spweek to God?

I hung up on him…and started laughing at him and my brother was like: “WHAT!? What is it? So I told him and he’s like: “Damn, you should have had told him he got the wrong number and that this is Allah, or Buddha, or Mohammed”. But I guessed it was too late until the phone rang again…hell no! I guess it wasn’t a telemarketer after all… :s